Friday, July 20, 2012

Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician (1987): 83%

Avant-Garde is such a scorned genre and rightfully so with releases like Yoko Ono’s Plastic Ono Band, Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music, and John Lennon/Yoko Ono’s misadventure, Two Virgins. Avant-Garde can be used mostly to express some sort of excruciating pain, but if done incorrectly, the audience will share your pain, but probably not the way you intended. Then a band like the Butthole Surfers come around and invite you to take another look at Avant-Garde, for the purposes of total weirdness.

Although I have come across several critics whose reviews claim the Butthole Surfers not only employ the worst album titles in music history, but also have never released a decent album. I call bullshit on both of those claims because it is just the Butthole Surfers’ way. And if you think this title is odd, then how about their other titles like Psychic…Powerless…Another Man’s Sac, Cream Corn from the Socket of Davis, Rembrandt Pussyhorse, and how about this title for a debut EP: The Adventures of Pee-Pee the Sailor? You see, with blatantly abstract and weird titles like these, you can only be convinced that the Butthole Surfers know what they’re doing, and by their standards, they do it well. While most can argue that titles like these are only a mere stone’s toss away from a title like Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water, the fact remains is that the Butthole Surfers has been using titles like these all along. They’ve also consistently released albums whose sonic qualities question the true definition of Avant-Garde and experimental rock (with emphasis on ‘mental’). Consistency is key to any band who knows they’re worth their salt. Their consistent visions are pure and true.

Their visions also include mutilating a traditional Thai song in “Kuntz,” mangling Black Sabbath’s “Sweet Leaf,” in “Sweat Loaf,” Gibbytronix (tape deformations named after lead singer Gibby Haynes) employed mostly in “HAY,” and a creepy use of a phone conversation with a sexual abuse victim in “22 Going On 23.” But for all its off-putting traits and tendencies, each track has a certain charisma of its own that actually makes it…listenable.
           
Probably one of the best lines in any album I’ve heard is in “Sweat Loaf” where a son asks his father what regret means. The father’s response? “Well son, a funny thing about regret is it’s better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven’t done. And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure to tell her…..SATAN SATAN SATAN!” before going off into a feedback-laden rendition of Black Sabbath’s “Sweet Leaf.”

Speaking of which, this is an album that could not have been made without the aid of some hard drugs. Psychedelics, to be more specific. Given that, and how downright bastardized the music is, psychedelics would have to be the worst thing to consume while listening to this album. Then again, anyone who is brave enough to undertake such a task would probably understand the true meaning of this album. However, this reviewer does not have the means nor the courage to trip acid to this album. I have better things to do with my life. Cutting myself with the tip of a sharpened pencil would be a start.
           
But don’t let me put you off on this album. It is by no means bad, just psychotic. An album can be unhinged mentally in every sense of the word and still have a good quality to every track. The best part about this album is that if you don’t like a song, the next one is not far away. Better yet, if you don’t like the whole thing, you would have only wasted half an hour.
           
Yes, I do like every track on this album. No, I am not psychotic like its alchemists. I believe that the album is an exercise in toleration for experimentation. As a listener, you become part of the experiment. It will subject you to things you may not like, but by the end of it, at least you’ll say, “Well, it’s not like I listened to a whole hour of guitar feedback.” Cough* Lou Reed *cough cough

Music: 9/10
Lyrics: 8/10
Length: 10/10
Meaning:8/10
Significance: 9/10
Overall Impression: 9/10 

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